Aravind Kumar’s Blog

This picture has a zillion words to tell me. I have to organize my thoughts before putting them down. So while I do that please leave your thoughts in the comments section, ofcourse.

 

A Party for Chennai Bloggers will happen on May 17th 2008, in Chennai of course. But the exact venue has not been decided as of now. Just CLICK HERE to register . They have a set agenda similar to the Bengaluru and Pune Meet. So being there with an open mind would definitely help. Do I have any Expectations? NO!!!! Life rocks this way… Blogs Rock…

And for the record… This Bloggers Meet has been suggested by Lemonade.

This blog will primarily focus on food processing, food security, food joints and organic foods. It will also talk about Madras, a city which has given me everything I’ve asked for. Most of the food mentioned here, will be vegetarian.. Though there will be mention of meat once in a while. I will also write about alcohol when I get relevant information on it.

 

Happy Reading…

Life sometimes throws you funnies so fast that you really can’t catch them on media. Wish I had cameras for eyes and a Solid State Drive for a Brain. It would ofcourse limit my capabilities but you got to trade something, right… It is a silly thought and it just came out of my brain.

 

Was at the movies today (Sathyam Cinemas, Movie Vantage Point) As i walked in doing my funny Sunday walk (which amuses people endlessly) I found a huge crowd waiting to get into the multiplex. But the fierce looking guard was doing what he did best, give fierce menancing looks.But me being a fearless boy went upto him and presented my ticket and told him I wanted to get in… He took a look at the ticket and refused to let me in, saying that the movie is only at 1615hrs and it is just 1600 hrs, then he asked me to step aside. So, the gentleman, that I am, I stepped aside and decided to wait. The minute that decision was made the same fierce looking guard made an announcement “All Santham Ticket holders can now enter.” So I went to him presented my ticket once again and asked him “You just told me seconds back that I could not enter, why would you do that?” to which he replied “Saar I can wonly give entry at currict time” I was stumped. If a down the hierarchy, fierce looking guard is seconds conscious, is he funny or is he being stupid? Whatever he is? I felt like becoming the high priest and sacrificing him At the Altar. But at that moment all I did was shrug my shouders, winked at the girl who was right behind me(she thought I was blinking at her.) Later I overheard her conversing with her friend, in the lobby, about my incident with the guard and having a good laugh.

 

It was then that I realised that what had just happened to me, with the guard, was a rip-off from the final scenes of Meet The Parents. The scene where Ben Stiller is made to wait at the airport boarding point.

 

I am sure that it just shows us how a professionally run organisation can be really funny, Funny as in Stupid Funny. Now I have to figure out who to send this to at Satyam Cinemas…

The idea for this post was suggested by my dear friend/cousin Prabhu. He says “As a married man, I have let the skeletons out of my closet.” i.e.”Madeela Ganam Illa.”

I hired Detective Wa Ching Yu from Osaka Moria, a country which is… (Oh I forgot I can’t give you the exact location. Hint: It is an island in the Secret Japan Sea.) He was to give me a report if my cousin had any weight in his lap or not.

So after several months he gave me his report, I opened it while juggling my heart and eyeballs(gross!!!) on the tip of my tongue(Grosser!!!But Very talented,right?????) Was it going to be photos of him with his mistress, or maybe a secret rendez-vous with an old girlfriend or still worse pics and audio clippings of his alcholic ravings or maybe pictures of him killing the college boys next door. Now I was starting to sweat because of my tongue juggling act and decided to see what I had in my hand. My eyeballs tossed away from the tip of my tongue, when I looked at the pictures and I had a hard time putting my heart in it’s place, they were just pictures of pussies. One Black pussy, One Brown and White mixed Pussy… I played the audio tape and all it had was some groaning and mewing sounds. I swear they sounded like tracks from the Group Type O Negative

I was really pissed off with Detective Wa Ching Yu. The guy had ripped me off monetarily and given me Pussy Photos. So after a bit of my own investigation into the issue, it was found out that my cousin was bringing up these young pussies as pets. But they seemed untamed. Infact the black pussy seemed to be staring at me, right out of the photo.

So since my plan to start a mini war between Him and His Wife failed due to lack Ganam in his madi, I have also had to stall my plans to replicate the same idea on a larger scale, to start World War 4 a.k.a. Nuclear Holocaust 1…

But I am watching him closely. I have even promised to buy his wife a “Jalli Karandi”, so that he does not err in his ways. But he is a simple guy and his wife a smart girl so I hope she does not read this because that jalli karandi might be thrown at me, for my stalled plans to start WW4.

As for Detective Wa Ching Yu, I have hired Wa Ching Him to give me a report on his where abouts.

P and VP – This husband and wife pair are one amongst the few wonderful married couples I know. I wish them to enjoy life to it’s fullest.(Shit!!! That sounded like I am rating them. I promise I did not wanna sound like that.)